You are the universe expressing itself as a human for a little while.





bagmilk:

mom can i borrow money to buy you a present

(Source: heteroh, via awaitedly)

funnybrunette:

do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you

like 

"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast

(via laughing-llama)

codeinewarrior:

what did you do today? doesn’t matter we will all die eventually

(via fruitcrocs)


me:
(thinks something mean)

me:
dont be fucking rude

"I knew I matured when I realized every situation doesn’t need a reaction. Sometimes you just have to leave people to continue to do the lame shit that they do."

— (via cutely-perverted)

(Source: theeducatedqueen, via raysohn)